GODDAM I THINK MADMEN IS GOING TOO LIGHT ON THE MISOGYNY

There is NO WAY IN HELL this would ever work today...maybe though....if you played it juuuuussssttttt right...."Hey baby if you like smoke blown in your face I can think of something else that can also be blown in your face in addition to smoke that you might also like to be blown in your face. It ALSO tastes like cherries!"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM SATAN AND SOME DEMONS

I totally stole this from TV Carnage (obviously) but the only thing they did to it was add their explosion at the end so suck it! I wish that jesus/satan/demons/god really did exist. It would make life way more exciting. I would also feel a lot more guilty probably, so yea...nevermind. Oh and what is the prayer to get levitated by demons...I want to go to there!

JAMES FRANCO FOR GUCCI

Hey guys...what is up with your lives...I am a bad blogger sometimes. Sometimes I don't blog stuff so good to many times enough. But James Franco is pretty funny. I wonder if he had to wait a year from when that commercial came out to be contractually allowed to make fun of it? If so I don't think that is fair because everybody else has been silently making fun of it for a year now...The original commercial after the break.

WHY DID I EAT THAT FAT BITCH

When I first heard about THE FAT BITCH sandwich I was all hearts n' smiles...Who wouldn't want a philly steak sandwich stuffed with french fries, mozzarella cheese sticks and jalapeno poppers (with a side of pretzels, WTF)? Not me, I would want that...unless I can go back in time to this morning and tell my much happier past self to "STAY THE FUCK AWAY". And not because it wasn't good (it wasn't at all) and not because I forgot to "hold the shrooms" (I DID forget) and not because it turned into cold sloppy mess within 74 seconds (It TOTALLY did)...No the reason I would tell myself to "not to go to there" is an hour after pumping lard right into my veins I have a powerfully spicy turd on deck that I am very worried is not going to be a turd at all but more like several gallons of hot brown lava. I know you are thinking to yourself that I should have seen that coming, who doesn't expect some anal repercussions after shoving 3 pounds of Fat Bitch into your gullet? Well in my excitement I didn't really think about it OK? And even if I DID think about it, I can live with an occasional asspolsion if the taste warrants it...but in the case of Fat Bitch vs. Shawn's Asshole the real loser was taste.


PS. I still love Mama Mia Pizza...just stick with the Pizza.

HEY...NOW WALK IT OUT

Well on the bright side she is probably going to stay in really good shape with all that running...and convulsing...and stuttering.

THIS WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES

So I saw that Paranormal movie yesterday and it fucking sucked. It did have some "spooky" parts in it I guess but it could have been cut down to about 20 mins and shown as the preview for the movie I am going to make with this cat singing. It is going to be the scariest movie of all time. You will have nightmares. You will probably want to kill yourself before your next birthday just so you won't have to remember this video. But we all know that it doesn't matter since you will never be able to forget it in the first place...ever, at all.