What Is The Big Deal?

I keep seeing posts all across the blogosphere about how this dude, Mike Sacks, who takes funny pictures of his TV is the funniest thing since racial stereotypes. I don't get it. You want funny? Click here.

This Is England

Hiya gang. So I'm thinking that I'm going to start doing a regular post in which I give you a heads up on the best movies that you've probably never seen. What the hell, right? I can't think of anything else to write about. My first movie in this series is This Is England. I don't remember how exactly I heard about this movie but I'm really glad I did. This 2006 film is based on writer/director Shane Meadows real life experiences growing up in 1983 England. The film centers around Shaun(the small kid in the center up there) who is struggling to fit in in a new town after his father is killed in the Falkland War. After being bullied at school one day Shaun does what any of us would do in his situation - join up with a gang of skin heads. But don't worry though, these are nice skin heads. All is good and right in the world until Combo shows up after just being released from prison and things start go down hill. : (, I put a frowny face there just so you'd realize how bad things get.

Fuck you Baltimore!

The Last Shadow Puppets

There has been a lot of good music released in the last few months.  Some of my favorites include new releases by Santogold, Portishead, Gnarls Barkley and Tokyo Police Club.  Most of the previously mentioned bands were brought to my attention by the oh-so-hip indie rock blogs that I read.  One band that I feel has not gotten the love it deserves from said blogs is The Last Shadow Puppets.  Fronted by Arctic Monkeys' lead singer, Alex Turner, I have a feeling that The Last Shadow Puppets debut The Age of the Understatement will turn out to be one the truly underated albums of the year.  Definetely worth a listen in my humble opinion.

Visioneers

In a perfect world Zach Galifianakis would be the biggest movie star on the planet.  But lets face it, any world where Jamie Kennedy makes more money than me as an entertainer is far from perfect. Well, Zach Galifianakis may never be the biggest movie star on the planet but at least he can still make movies that I enjoy.

I Hate The San Antonio Spurs

I realize that the Spurs eliminated the Suns a few days ago but I've been busy - sue me. I'm not going to draw this out, I've made my peace with the Suns being eliminated by the Spurs for the second straight season.  I can only grin and bare it and hope that they get destroyed by whoever they play in the conference finals.  I say conference finals because, let's face it, the Hornets don't have a prayer. Not only do I hope that they get destroyed in the playoffs this season and for all other seasons to come but I've already set into action my plan for personal revenge against Tony "go back to France" Parker.  I'm not going to give away my plan like some dumbass comic book villain and ruin everything but needless to say the end result will be Tony Parker walking in on me boning his wife, Eva Longoria, doggy style while I wear nothing but a Suns jersey. Viva la boning your wife, asshole!