Clay Aiken Is Gay? [I Call Bullshit]

So, wait, you're trying to tell me this guy is gay?

I Hope Gamefly Dies! [Video Contests!]

Gamefly (Netflix for nerds) is having a contest where you send in a video proving how much you suck. In order to prove your total lameness you have to dress up as your favorite video game character and profess your love for said character as well as Gamefly and their shitty turnaround times. The prize for making a fool of yourself on international internet is "The GameFly Super Fan Douche whose video gets the most votes could appear in a GameFly TV commercial" You see how I italicized "could" there? That right the contest is so fucking stupid you are not even guaranteed the honour or appearing in the TV commercial you MIGHT end up in the commercial. I would suggest you get web-cams and Easter Bloc clothing ready because you don't want to miss out on the opportunity to maybe be in a TV commercial...fucking kill me! GameFly Contest

Beaver Boys Twins! [Shrimp and White Wine]

Here is your semi-regular dose of Tim & Eric...with hot twins...2 hot twins!

The 80's are Like the Best or Something [Retarded Surveys]

So there was this poll in England that named the 80''s the best decade ever! Now I can understand where they are coming from since I was age 4 to 14  in the 80's so if you are keeping score that is pretty much what one would call "your childhood". Since your childhood is a magical time full of Smurf's, Ronald Reagan and Transform...who am I kidding OF COARSE the 80's were the best fuking decade (just ask Tom Clancy and Webster...Michael Jacksons boyfriend not the dictionary) I mean SHIT, it was the decade that gave us M.A.S.K. the single greatest cartoon/line of toys ever created! What could be better than a helicopter that has the secret power to transform into an airplane? Read

Nic Cage is #1...but still bombs [The Bees! The Bees!]

"Bangkok Retarded" came out last Friday and was number one this weekend but still only make $6. I guess this means that people would rather watch football than the take the chance that this won't be as good as Wicker Man, but with a Metacritic score of 19 (Extreme dislike or disgust) how can you blame them (and me)? What I don't underatand is why more people haven't seen The Dark Knight. I know it's a little depressing but you would think at least a few people would go if just for Heath Ledger and that Gyllenhaal kid back on the silver screen again and this time with makeup!

Facebook is a stupid name [It's late and I am drunk]

It's almost 2am and I just had Thanksgiving in September and drank the majority of a 24 pack of American beer (Budweiser) and I just passed out in my chair then woke up with the realization that Facebook is way better than Myspace overall, but their name is stupid and retarded as Jinx Palin (or whatever his name is) It really makes no sense. It's just two random words smashed together. At least Myspace makes sense (it's your own personal space to put annoying videos on that take 12 mins to load) and I am sure that if they would not have sold out to a British guy with a hard on for ruining America it would have stayed cool, but alas Myspace sucks but has a good name and facebook is cool with a stupid name. Goodnight and Sweet Torch!

We're Back [The Return of Fungdark!]

You may or not know this but we (fungdark) have been on hiatus for the last few weeks due to no fucking reason what so ever except for laziness and a complete and utter lack of work ethic. Well we are going to try and do better for you our loyal reader. Check back starting Monday for some fresh new bullshit. Have a weekend and see you Monday!