Have a Sh*tty B-Day Jesse...I Hate You!

If I was Jesse and this was the kind of shit this chick was getting me for my B-Day I would have moved also... OR killed myself. Why does she keep looking off camera? Is someone directing this? Does she have a script she is reading? Why doesn't Jesses have facebook? Why didn't she make this video private? Where did she get those awesome balloon graphics? These are all really important questions I fear will never be answered...except for the private one...its because Jesse didn't accept her youtube friend request, this video only has 3 views as of this post and I bet NONE of them are Jesse.