I Don't Get S&M (NSFW...kinda)

When I say "I Don't Get It" I am NOT saying that I don't get any of that kind of "sex" I am saying "I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND why people get of and that shit"! Maybe it's because they feel guilty about cheating on their taxes or running over a homeless guy and leaving him to die, and this helps alleviate the guilt. OR maybe they are so numb to the world this is the only way can "feel" anything at all?

But most likely, and this is just a theory based on only what is popping into my brain right now, their uncles finger banged their buttholes when they were children. But that is just a theory.

Now if you will excuse me, my diaper needs changing and my bottle is getting cold.