This is Grandpa Ted. He had a son named Oliver...
Oliver has always been photogenic (as you can see) so he had no problem picking up the ladies. Ladies like Mellisa...
Since Mellisa was so "into fucking Oliver" they ended up having a baby (from the fucking) named Theodore...
Since Theodore was so ugly his parents didn't love him and threw b-day parties like this...
Not really Theodore since his parents didn't really believe in documenting his childhood but the sentiment is similar... Well Theodore grew up, and as you can imagine he was pretty awesome as you can see in the photo below...
Eventually Theo (he goes by that now) got his own place and really learned how to enjoy life
THE END!!!

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