Let's Start a 5k for Virginal Breast Hypertrophy

I just learned about a medical condition that's called Virginal Breast Hypertrophy.

It's a condition that apparently makes girls grow huge breasts after they have their first period. This is also the cause of 7th grade boys growing huge boners.

It's a serious condition that should be taken seriously. The main symptoms of VBH are red, itchy lesions and pain in the breasts. And anything that makes that kind of thing happen to tits...even huge ones should be stopped don't you agree?

So that is why I am suggesting that someone other than myself start a 5k to stop this horrible condition and save breasts the world over from itchy lesions as soon as possible.