John Locke Discovers Short Circut 2

Take one part Lost and one part Short Circuit 2 and mix them together in a YouTube clip and you end up with a whole lot of funny. You must watch all the way to the end.

Blowguard Takes the Job out of Blowjobs! | Science at Work for You

If there is one thing I love about blowjobs it's getting them. If there is one thing I HATE about blowjobs it's that mouths don't have built-in vibrate like my iPhone. So thanks to Blowguard (created by Dentists!!! So it's cool to talk to your mom about) you just pop that strange mouthguardy thing in your blowjobists mouth squeeze in a liberal amount of the supplied SEX TARTS LUBE and proceed with the face fucking till your jism is freed from the bonds of tyranny...all for only $27.95 buy yours now!!! Oh and that link is just as safe for work as this post was ;-)

WTF is going on here? | Jamie Foxx and Opie

Can someone at BET please explain to me how this fucking happened? Don't get me wrong I love fucked up crazy nonsensical shit but I just want to hear the back story. This is how I think it went down... It all started on a golf course north of Malibu, Ted Danson, Ron Howard, Tupac and Hype Williams were all having a great day and they started getting a little tipsy on Pabst (Tupac loves the shit) which is pretty easy to do in the hot Malibu sun especially after smoking tons of weed. Ted Danson says to Tupac after slicing his ball into ocean "Shit blame THAT shit on the Alcohol Pac...throw me another ball I am taking a goddamn mulligan" Tupac reply's "That would make a fucking awesome song Sam Malone, Yo Hype yo Opie get over here and listen to this fucking idea" Four holes, six joints and 3 cases later Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Jake Fucking Gyllenhaal and Greg Evigan (the guy that wasn't Paul Riser on My Two Dads)roll up in a couple carts, and the rest as they say...was history.

New gaming site! (Mashbuttons)

Do you like to Mash Buttons? Do you like to play with pixels? (sicko! I'll tell your dad!)

If virtually controlling characters made up of pixels and sprites and vectors is your taste, then point your mouse over this word: www.mashbuttons.com (don't forget to left-click) - and it will magically take you to a site that is seeking your eyes, and to shed some light on the billion-dollar industry that is invading our living rooms!

Geared towards the gamer within all of us, our goal is to provide our readers with timely news stories, deals, reviews (god-willing), and my personal favorite, unique and interesting commentary on the state of the industry. We even have some really neat features planned that may, or may not include a day trip to a local well-known developer...a field-trip, if you will.

So stop on by, I mean, it's not every day a new videogaming blog goes online...these are special times indeed my friends!

Street Carnage Street Magic is the BALLS! | Ass Magic

If I have told once I have told you 1000 times. StreetCarnage is the shit. And to prove it check out the video above this writing. ALSO check out the original.

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Fuck Pizza Hut | Truth in Advertising

In keeping with the shitty pizza chain theme we have going on here at Fungdark HQ I bring you this "re-imagining" of those retarded Pizza Hut "Tucrappi" commercials translated by the Adjunct Professor in Italian Linguistics at Brown University, Dr. Refrenzo Rappapolianito.

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Pizza Hands Coming to America | Science at work for you!

If you are as fucking sick of your pizza coming in a 2 dimensional triangle as I am boy do I have some news for you...PIZZA CONES!!! They are almost here my friends, known as "Pizza Hands" in the few lucky countries to already have this wonderful invention are exactly what they look like, a cone of pizza filled with pizza shit. But seriously, isn't this just a calazone that makes you look retarded?

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StreetbonersandTVcarnage.com | Great Internet Site!

Sometimes the internet can be scary and other times is can be great. It takes a special bread of asshole to bring the two together in a truly spectacular way. You may have never heard of Gavin McInnes but he is one of the founders of Vice Magazine but left when they decided to team up with corporate America and censor his truly disgusting mouth. If I were you (and I was once) I would check out Street Boners and TV Carnage post haste as to not miss out on the fucked up things they have in store for you...like THIS or THIS

Frank Stalone is the Talented One | Videos

It is my true belief that no matter how good you think the first and last Rockies and Rambos were, there were still the ones in the middle, so that makes Frank Stalones judgment just that much better when you watch this video.

A Open Letter To Anyone Who Will Ever Use Redbox

Dear anyone who will ever use Redbox,

It was just about a year ago that this very blog did a post about how great Redbox is. What's that? You don't know what Redbox is? Let me explain. Up until recently there were two ways you could go about renting movies; you could either a) go to your local video store and rent movies or b) subscribe to Netflix, pay a small subscription fee and have movies mailed to you. Personally, I prefer the latter. Then a third option was introduced and it was called Redbox. Redbox is quite literally a big red box that sits inside (and sometimes outside) most grocery and/or drug stores i.e. Walgreens, Wal-Mart, etc. that you can go to and select the movie you want to see for about a dollar a DVD.

Sounds pretty convenient, right? Well, that's because it is. As I mentioned earlier I personally prefer to use Netflix to rent my movies. It's cheap and easy. The only problem that I see with Netflix is that new releases are often not available for long periods of time. The alternative is to go to the video store, which probably doesn't have the movie you're looking for anyways and if you go on a Friday or Saturday night you will probably have to deal with long lines and annoying assholes. Speaking as a former video store employee there are no shortage of assholes in a video store on a Friday or Saturday night.

Now, for the most part Redbox provides a solution to both problems. They typically have new releases in stock and you shouldn't have to deal with large crowds.  If you look closely at that last sentence you'll see that I put the word "shouldn't" in itallic bold and there is a good reason for that.  

Tonight, I was returning and ONLY returning a DVD that I had rented the night before.  Should be pretty straight forward, right?  Wrong.  I shit you not there was a line 8 people long and it took me twenty minutes to return and only return a DVD.  

Why?  Becasue people are fucking idiots.  Not very eloquent, I know, but it's true.  People are fucking idiots.  

Ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you that I'm a pretty even tempered person.  I don't mind waiting in line.  That is I don't mind waiting in lines so long as some stupid motherfucker in line in front of me is causing the line to move slower than it has to.  

Now, this is where you come in anyone who will ever use Redbox.  It is my belief that there is one - just one - simple rule that every patron of Redbox should, nay, must follow in order to prevent delays for other people who want to use Redbox.

Here it is.  Know what movie or movies you want to rent before you go.   How simple is that?  Pretty simple.  And I know you, the person who is reading this, knows exactly what I am talking about.  How many times have you gone to either rent or return a DVD only to have some stupid bitch in front of you on her cell phone to her boyfriend listing off every single movie that is available.  Not only that but they go into every little detail about the movie down to who they thought they heard was the key grip on the film.  Ugh!!!  Shoot me in the fucking face.

Look, it's not brain surgery people.  If you want to browse go to the video store or use Netflix and browse until you can't browse no more but if you're going to to try and use a Redbox then you need to know what you're going to get ahead of time and if they don't have you first choice then you should already have a backup chosen.  Otherwise it defeats the purpose.  

Let me make it easy for you.  Want to rent a movie tonight using Redbox?  Not sure what is available or what you want to watch?  Go to www.redbox.com and find the movie you want to watch, you can type in your zip code and find the closest Redbox to you that has that movie in stock and even reserve that movie.  

Don't have a computer?  Bullshit!  You're reading this so you must have a computer.

Now, you're probably asking yourself, "but what if there is nobody in line?"  Fine.  Great.  If there is nobody in line behind you and you want to browse through every movie from A - Z then browse until your tits fall off.  But if even one person is in line behind you and you don't plan on following this one simple rule of etiquette then please rent your movie, go home and watch it, enjoy it and then kill yourself and stop wasting everyones time.

Love and Kisses,

Mike

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