Bill Hader on Jimmy Fallon | Pee Your Pants Funny (videos)

OK...I know I know, but I fucking love Bill Hader and I am not ashamed to admit that I really and have always really liked Jimmy Fallon. I watched this part of the show last night over at my buddy's house and the whole room was about pissing themselves the whole time. Check out part 2 below please that is when shit gets really funny.

Sic Pic of the Day | Depends Endorsement

I have to admit that I have been really busy today so I went with a submission that most of you have probably already seen. But it's pretty fucking sic PLUS awesome at the same time so I thought "what the hells" GO FOR THE GOLD!

Sic Pic of the Day | Nice Tats Bro!

This pic is not really sic in the way that flesh eating bacteria is sic, its sic in the way that society has allowed these people to live and probably even prosper.

It does have the bonus of the impending nipple pinch, it's just like the Jaws poster.

PS: Is it just me or does that dude look like a roided out Fred Armisen?

Slap Chop to your FACE! BITCH | Bitch Fight (news)

Holy crap! As my good pal Mike just said "The internet is full of good stuff today" and he is soooo right. I wonder how many shamwows it took to clean up all the blood?

Thanks The Smoking Gun

Mr. Rogers is Under Your Bed | Hide Your Children (video)

I always knew that there was something wrong with Mr. Rogers ever since that Korn song. And now we have confirmation. I bet those assholes that gave him that standing ovation after he made that stupid speech right before he died went back to hell feel really stupid right now.

Sic Pic of the Day | Look Ma, No Hands (UPDATE)

If you are going to drive a tractor I would suggest trying to keep all of your insides on the inside of yourself and your skin together for as long as you can.

UPDATE: At first I thought that part under the Doctors hand was an armpit but upon further inspection we thinks it's lady parts.

Girl Vs Beach: Winner, stretchy pants

She out fainted the Faint...this is spreading like internet wildfire. WTF does Tanzania have to do with anything anyway?

This Ad "Feeeels"Racist, but I am not sure | WTF

You see that Larry Bird MnM is pretty much normal other than his lack of nose, but Magic MnM has teeth bigger than a horse, are they implying that all black/yellow candy basketball players have horse teeth?

Oh, and the other thing...putting hair ON the actual piece of food they expect you to eat is fucking gross...you NEVER do that...

Hamburglur: No Hair
Other MnM's: No Hair
Cool Aid Man: No Hair...you get what I am saying here. There is only ONE thing with hair on it that going in my mouth!

Thanks Street Carnage

Sic Pic of the Day | Ouch

Kids stay the hell away from brown recluse spiders, kids

Dirt Nasty "Cracker Ass Fantastic" | The Internet at work for You

Apparently this "Dirty Nasty" fellow that Simon Rex guy from MTV and sex videos then later The Lifetime Channels Monarch Cove a show have never heard of but since its on Lifetime it only makes sense that he has been catapulted into rap stardom talking about sucking on Mexican titties. The only reason I bring this up is I have recently been notified by evil evil people that he is "playing" at some horrible sounding place in horrible Scottsdale AZ called American Junkie
It just SOUNDS like a douchebag feeding frenzy doesn't it? If you are brave enough to venture into the world of Affliction t-shirts, Axe body spray and used 2001 BMW's then please take some videos and pictures of this horrible pending debacle of suck!!!

Sic Pic of the Day | Poop Hands

Well hello there retard...why are you holding that bottle of Lysol? Oh you are going to clean the toilet huh? Maybe BEFORE cleaning it you should stick your hand into the bowl and fish me out a couple turds, a used tampon and a smoke for later...what? It will dry out.

This is Just Great...no really it is | Nature at work for you

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

No doubt that this is hella cool but why in gods name does this dude own so many pairs of fruity colored Wayfarers?

Sic Pic of the Day | Milk Maid

I am not exactly sure what is going on here. As far as I can tell it's one of 3 things...

1) Sick Fetish that requires a never ending supply of fresh toothless puppies
2) This poor pup lost his mama and this nice lady felt really bad
3) Someone played a hilarious joke on this woman when she was drunk

mmmm.....I guess there COULD be a fourth option....ALL of my 7th grade World History teacher's threats have come true...you ARE doomed to repeat history if you don't learn it.

How do we follow "Lego Silence of the Lambs?"

Two words: Cock Shot

This has to be one of, if not THE funniest thing I've seen today. I really have nothing to say about it, other than you have to watch it. Too bad they couldn't get the real ShamWow guy to do this...I would totally buy it!

LEGO SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!! OMG!!! SO BAD ASS!!!

Jesus H Christ this is the best thing I have seen in at least 7 months...I might be a late comer to this video but my wife always say better late than never...WHAT?

Crazy Girl in Car vs. Bird, Winner...You

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST the state of dental care in this country is excellent! Oh and this crazy bitch hit a bird then hams it up for the camera. I love how her friend really gets that nice close up shot around the 1 minute mark then laughs when it tries to fly away.

via Street Carnage and Ebaums

Sic Pic of the Day | Cure for Morning Wood

I am really sorry you guys but it's not called "sic pic" for nothing. Oh and what does he think he is doing with his left hand there? Sow down buddy, there is plenty to go around.

Sunset Television | Great Internet Site

Episode 1 (Get in the Zone) from Sunset Television on Vimeo.

Sunset Television is everything I aspire to be. If you can't get on board this train then you have to kill your self for the good of the human race. Get busy watching Sunset TV or get busy stabbing your spleen with an ice pick...go ahead, what are you still doing here?
Thanks Street Carnage

Sic Pic of the Day | FEVER

Awwww...poor kid, his mom sure does love him though...not so sure about that bear giving him the evil eye though.

From Mashbuttons: The Lost Watchmen game (NSFW)

Our sister site, Mashbuttons.com has a new post up this morning about the current situation playing out between Dr. Manhattan and the Green Giant. Apparently there's a new video game that will (unfortunately) never see the light of day. That's too bad, as I for one, would like to swing around a giant light-saber dong and attack 8-bit enemies! Isn't that the dream? Go check it out, if you would like, and if you don't want to, then I say you're a fool!

Click to view with your eyes!

Sic Pic of the Day | Beating a Dead Horse

Who is trying to ban hunting? When they say there will "be lots of these" do they mean dead horses with signs in them warning of more dead horses with signs in them warning etc...? Is that horse really dead? What is up with the blue rope? But I think we can all agree that the most important question is what the OTHER sign says, if anybody knows the guy in the orange shirt with the camera can you ask him to send me those pictures...thanks?

WTF is Wrong with ME? | Crazy Brits

Mom and her Down syndrome son whom she would be very proud of if he brought home a whore

WTF is wrong with me that I think this bitch is crazy/cool/REALLY FUCKING NUTS? I always used to be against people with Down syndrome having babies and by babies I mean having sex at all, but I did a little research and found out that there has been only three recorded instances of males with Down syndrome fathering children. But that brings up a whole other set of questions...are there only 3 cases because they are very infertile? Are they not "doing it right"? Or do retards just not like to fuck other retards and there are only 3 cases of men with Down syndrome having sex thus resulting in 100% success rate? I say we use this kid as the lab rat, and let him fuck (sans birth control)all the Dutch whores his mom can afford and see if anything comes of it.

Via dailymail.co.uk

Sic Pic of the Day | Smells Like Meat...Rotten Meat

The thing that makes the sic pic of the day so much fun is that I take these pics totally out of context and then wonder what is going on. So again I must say "What in all gods creation is going on here?" Is that a bag full of brains? Why does the skeleton have a shark? I fear that these mysteries will never be solved.

Deads Mans Pockets | Lists

Speaking of lists...here is a list of the top ten things I hope I DO NOT have in my pocket and/or iPhone when I die.

1) Pictures of my "other" family
2) The key to that locker down at the bus station
3) Clean underwear (I want to have clean underwear on but not in my pocket)
3) A receipt to a strip club
4) Any of the emails I send to Mike with pictures of my shits
5) My Google search history for "donkey punching"
6) My collection of used needles
7) My collection of un-used needles
8) The address to my storage unit where I keep all of my serial killer memorabilia
9) Turkish Lira
10) My joke "What to do with my body when I die" book, there is no need to put all of those dicks in my mouth at the funeral guys...no need at all.

List of the Things I Like | Videos

If you guys are not watching this show on a regular basis I damn you to hell...I like to post things that are a week and one day old so it gives people a chance to watch it on their own without my pesky meddling...that is one of the things I like...check out the reprise below...

Sic Pic of the Day | Something for the Ladies

If you happened to be a lesbian and you knew ANOTHER lesbian and you ALSO BOTH liked to put turtle heads up your "hoo haas" then do I have the turtle/turtles for you.

Sic Pic of the Day | Interspecies Love

Seriously you guys...seriously. You do NOT want to click on the pink box today...you DON'T

Sic Pic of the Day | Nice Haircut

I have made the executive decision to not show any pictures of dead people, and as you can imagine that makes finding a nice head wound on a living person pretty hard...but I did and there you go. Your welcome.

Black Friend Finder

Sic Pic of the Day | Big ASS Sandwich

click to see without pink box
There is not much to say about this, the sandwich in that fat persons ass does all the talking for me.

Cock Breeder!!! | Laxidasical International Laws

I just found this site out of the Philippines that goes by the name of "cockbreeder.com" now you might think that it's an awesome site about dicks or something but in fact it's a horrible site ran by dicks. You see cockbreeder.com is a site that doesn't officially "endorse" cockfighting and the lines of cocks that fight the best they just trying to bring Phillipino cock farmers together "The Purpose of the COCKBREEDER.COM are to CONSOLIDATE, All the Cock Rooster Farms all Over the 7,000+ PHILIPPINE ISLANDS" They are not endorsing cock fighting in the same way that McDonalds doesnt endorse heart attacks.

If you are game you can buy a whole month of top page banner space for $5 but I would guess that they could sell that domain name for a shit ton more than $5 to any number boy scout troup leaders.

If you visit this awesome site don't forget to check out the gallery of cock fights that he is not a huge fan of.

Most Offensive Band Names I Could Make Up Today

Apache Face Rape
Child Approved Ass Play
The Aborted Fetuses
God Shitting Pope Fuckers?
I Fucked Your Dead Sister

That's all I can think of today...check back later and if you can think of any please feel free to post below.

Sic Pic of the Day | Frog Baby

I can see where they are coming from here. IF I had a goddamn frog baby I would put him in a pot and hold him over my head so I wouldn't have to look at it either...good christ that is disturbing in so many ways.

Mini Van Highway | Tim and Eric

In our never ending quest to bring you all the best in MIDI file entertainment, please enjoy the above video with our compliments.

Great Job!

Sic Pic of the Day | I Think I Lost My Ring

The fucked up thing about this pic is that it was obviously staged in some sort of studio so that means that they had to find a rancher willing to go along with this, then get a model to go along with this and find a skirt missing the left butt cheek covering part. That's a lot of work to go though to take a picture of a girl with her hand up a cow's pussy but I guess it was all worth it in the end...get it? At least she is wearing protection right?

Ms. Nude Internet? | GREAT INTERNET SITE

Well obviously from the title no married women need apply but if you aren't and meet the other criteria 1) are nude 2) on the internet then, by all means feel free to get involved in YOUR community a little more and sign up.

If you are interested in any or all of the following categories,

Prettiest Face, Best Natural Breasts, Best Enhanced Breasts, Best Legs and Best Butt

You should become a judge, well as long as you meet some pretty strict requirements of your own 1) Internet 2) um....I think that's it actually. Why not become a judge? You can tell your parents that you are the next Harry T Stone.

Ms. Nude Internet

Seagulls are No Good Bastards | Thanks Nature!

If you have ever been to a place with a lot of water or garbage you have probably felt the wrath of a seagull, either they shat upon you, your car, your child or your Navajo Taco. But I was not aware that they have developed such skills as we see in the above picture. They are like giant evil humming birds hell bent on world domination fueled by waffle cones of senior citizens and the young crews of sail boats.

I believe the only way to stop this is by creating "dummy" targets, we just have to get a old people and young sailors to stand around with waffle cones filled with Alka Seltzer and umbrellas sturdy enough to withstand hundreds of exploding birds...look at me coming up with dynamic solutions to everyday problems.

via Jet-Point.com

Sic Pic of the Day | So Pig Headed

I am finding it harder and harder to look my family in their eyes each day I post this shit. There are soooo many things I want to know about this picture. I want to know where he got a severed pig head. I want to know if when the police arrived and told him to put his hands behind his head did the pig head stay put or fall? I bet it stayed, do you see the grin on that assholes face?

Back To Squall

John A Hill looks hilarious in this movie.

Sic Pic of the Day | Fun with Suction

You are here on a special day my friends! This is the first use of the "pink square" but it wont be the last. If you see the "pink square" and click on it you will see the revealed image. Now if you know anything about Fungdark then you know that if WE feel the need to cover that shit up it's going to be real real bad and probably ruin your life....but go ahead...click it...you know you want to.

Did you do it? Thought so...now we can discuss the obvious questions that come to mind when looking at this pic. For example this person obviously fucking MADE this contraption for the soul purpose of sucking his anus out of his asshole!!! That means that he planned this shit out, got all the required items, probably had some versions that didn't work but kept trying till he got it right! I have to give him credit for his fastidious work ethic but then I take the credit I just gave him and subtract infinity credits for sucking his anus out of his butt hole. Do you think this is his crowning (pun intended) achievement in life? Do you think he shows this shit to his kids? "Son, I know you failed your algebra test but what you need to do is put your nose to the grind and keep trying till you get it right...here take a look at what I did when you were just a baby. People said it couldn't be done but I fucking proved them wrong!!!"

crazy-ass-sex-toys.com | Great Interner Site

Now I am not sure what the fuck is going on with the above image but I know one thing...those are some very large cilia inside that fake man mouth. I was doing my regular internet thing (what...looking for churches to make donations to...shit) and I came across this pretty retarded website that took like 3 hours looking up shit on other websites and posting them on HIS website and writing funny things about them...what an asshole!!!

Just kiddin crazy-ass-sex-toys.com is a Great Internet Site!

Bonus pick, are there girls that loved Chili Cheese Dog Twistaroni THIS much? And yes that is a goddamn chef vibrator if you were wondering.

Sic Pic of the Day | Achilles Heal

"Um guys...I think I might have stepped on a bee or nail or something, it feels really warm in my Sperry Topsider"

Sic Pic of the Day | New Feature

Well there is not much to say about this except Finnish people are really fucking cool and really fucking sick. Ok there are actually a few more things I can say about this...for one, why is that tub so fucking small? And two, why is he eating the pizza off of the "'3 way folding display board" from my kids science project?