If you think this is an accident you would be happily mistaken. Please read this description:
I know this is just nature and all but I just cant get over the fact that this looks just like a plant growing "red toothy vaginas" ready and willing to bite your dick off and slowly metabolize it.
So I was looking for bear attack picks and this is one of the only ones where the person wasnt dead and eaten...WTF is wrong with the internet...AND bears?
It looks to me like he was just looking for his keys and he fell asleep, but I am not Vet so don't take my word for it.
Every once in awhile I like to think up names for bands that would offend even Larry Flynt, so here goes.
Sorry about the lack of a sic pic yesterday...I was under the weather...literally. I was outside and it was hot. And speaking of being outside and being under stuff, this dude was outside then found himself under a tiger, then the tiger ripped his face off. That must be were the saying "I feel like my face was ripped apart by a tiger" came from.
Smoking weed makes me tired...but so does being awake but I still think they should both be legal and I think NPR does too...Check out this article and enjoy your 420 Day folks!
You would think that NASA or someone would have just accidentally found this out in the last 40 years but apparently the "Four Corners" marker that marks the only spot where 4 states meet is TOTALLY off by 2.5 miles. Didn't they have GPS in 1868?
I hope this guy went swimming in the Mediterranean and sank right to the bottom and that when aliens discover our planet in 2 million years they find his fossilized skeleton with the feet pointing up and the cross stuck right in the ground. Like the crudely drawn picture below.
Yes, that is Vietnamese women selling roasted dog. Now this is going to bring up some debate I am sure of it, but pigs are smarter than dogs and we eat them so what is so gross about eating dogs? Oh I know....EVERYFUCKING THING IMAGINABLE! But still if they tastes as good as the Famous Dave's rib tips I had last night I might have to think about it.
This is probably photo shopped but it's pretty nasty non the less. If it IS real then I hope this guy was doing something really awesome when this happened...like fighting Darth Vader or pulling a baby out of a sharks mouth. I bet he got it caught in a glory hole or something though.
I am not totally sure what is going on here but I think she may have shit herself? Thoughts? Comments? Concerns as to the validity of this claim? Please respond accordingly below.
I was fortunate to be turned on to one of the most versatile men of our generation, perfection goes by the name Rolando Zee and as my friend Josh said "I've never seen a more complete human" and I have to say I agree with him. Rolando is the best think to happen to modeling and acting in years. If you dont believe me check out his moviezen page or even his IMDB page. But if you REALLY want to get the root of what makes Mr. Zee so amazing please check out his website. The is litterally nothing more important you could do for yourself today. Please oh please check out his bio and if you are about to die my suffocation please ask your assailant to let you watch his "Demo Real". Who knows, you two might bond over the sheer awesomeness of Rolando and your murderer to be might change his or her mind. But really go there now and poke around...I would post links but its one of those fancy all flash sites that don't do that sort of thing. Oh I almost forgot it's very very important that you check out the "Zee Car" under the pictures section. And if you ever see Mr. Zee cruising the streets of Phoenix please give him our best.
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There are two things funny about this picture. Firstly it's a groundhog stuck in a peanut butter jar and secondly this is what passes for news in Allentown, PA. I am sorry "reporter" Don Fisher but at least your life can only go UP from here right?
That is a dead (I am assuming) persons thymus gland:
This is an oldie but goodie young friends and old. I though I would combine fat chicks AND vomiting into one glorious display of sic. I am happy that there are people in this world that suck so much that their friends would rather take embarrasing photos of their worst moments rather than help or show concern. But who am I to judge? For all I know that was one of her BEST moments and her friend was kind enought to capture it on film for her pastor and children to enjoy long after she has died cancer.
Hey my lovely sic chippies! I know how everybody REALLY REALLY loves to look at the sic crap I dig up on the world wide web of disgust but I thought I would give YOU the loyal FUNGDARK readers a chance to send in your sickest of pics and the sickest ones will be featured RIGHT HERE on this very slopsite. Please send you submissions HERE Good Hunting!
This one is for my friend, you know who you are...Do you think they got to where this pic was taken in the back of the truck they are currently sitting on? I bet it took two trips. Which coincidentally is exactly half as many trips I just took the the toilet...to barf, in the toilet.
This is officially the SICKEST "Sic Pic of the Day" yet. In fact I might just have to retire this feature for fear that I will vomit through the internet and all over your morning lattes.
What lengths WON'T the Beluga Caviar Corporation go to in order to sell their horrible product? How much do you think they had to pay that whore to cover herself in fish eggs?
We don't do "gadget" reviews anywhere on Fungdark Media so we have to rely on our friends over at Gizmodo to do them for us...and since we were just talking about how a backwards robe would work just as good as a snuggie, I guess we will find out the answer without any of the annoying wearing a robe backwards nonsense.
Depending on the type of person you are, this is either going to make you really nauseous or really hungry for some BK Lounge. If you look REALLY close there is an even SMALLER kid behind the horribly traumatized kid. Good luck with the nightmares Sally.
