UNDERAGE DUCKS MESSING AROUND

Here is a video of ducks fucking that I found on Youtube that was posted a long time ago.

I HAVE SHIT TO DO!!! YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL OK!!!!????!!

OK fine, here is a picture of a crazy dog playing the role of baby jesus as our lord and savior.



Happy now?

JAPAN PLUS TIM AND ERIC MAKES SENSE

Well there that was for you. I am not sure if it is something that will be nominated for a webbie or golden globe award but it certainly makes you wish you had that kind of free time and so many drugs.

[via Eric W. and his Twitter via Youtube and probably Google Alerts of his name]

PIC DUMP FRIDAY...BECAUSE I CARE

Oh hai there, thanks for coming to my PARTY...I have been waiting on this counter for hours.



It's not really a christmas party or anything but I appreciate you putting "some effort" into it anyways.



This is my brother Kenny, he loves Natty Ice, let me introduce you to his girlfriend...
For the rest of the party click "read more"

KENNY VS. SPENNY SEASON 6 ON THE WAY

Kenny and Spenny have been around a long time in their native Canada and are so fucked in the head it makes Jackass look like My Little Pony. So fucked up that Matt Stone and Trey Parker got them a version of their show on Comedy Central that kinda sucked. The reason it sucked is because they would not let them go "all the way" with shit. Shit like Kenny slipping Spenny ALOT of LCD and watching him shit his pants in the rain...with an octopus on his head. So I am glad that they are getting another season of their original show in Canada that if this preview is at all accurate will be just as awesome.

FRAISER THEME SONG BACKWARDS IS SCARY AS SHIT

Who is this "Skittle Man" they are talking about?

5 SECOND FILMS BONANZA

Today has been really weird so I thought it would be fitting to have 5 videos from 5secondfilms.com each with FIVE SIX, 5 second films. You don't know what 5 second films are/is? Then you are an idiot but I will tell you that it's small films that are 5 seconds long. Do you feel stupid that you couldn't figure that out for yourself? If not I will feel stupid FOR you.

4 more after the break.

RAMMSTEIN'S NEW VIDEO IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE

The one second of video without fucking

The picture above is a screen cap of Rammstein's new "porno set to music" called appropriately "German Pussy". We are not a music blog so this isn't really about the music, even though I can tell you that it sounds like every other fucking Rammstein song ever made except they say "pussy" and "dick" a lot.

The reason I am talking about this is because this video has tits, cocks (of the band members),pussies, close ups of cocks fucking pussies and cocks shooting jiz all over tits, pussies and asses. So unless you are retarded I would head on over to this link right HERE and watch this video but if you could not tell from my description it is NSFW...dummy.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE/BODY?

Some people cite the existence of the banana as proof that god exists (he doesn't). I would like cite the following pictures as evidence that if he/she DOES exist (doesn't), god is indeed a cunt bastard (probably is).


One of these things doesn't belong, one of these is NOT like the others! See the rest hideousness after the break.

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHEN YOU WALK IN A ROOM

Even though the list of things you would LOVE to see when you walked in a room (bags of money, your dad that left when you were 6, your dignity) The list of things you would NOT want to see is probably a lot longer. And these pics are going to make it even worse. Some of the ones after the break are moderatly NSFW

"DRUGS ARE FUN" BLACK DYNAMITE 1977

I wish that I knew about this show when I was a kid in the early 80's. When my priest asked me if I wanted to try a "Horse Sandwich" I would have said yes to THAT instead of his "Rusty Trombone".

NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF PARTY

I have no fucking clue what is going at this dinner party but I bet they will never recreate this on Man Men. But what I DO know is that I want to find out what the hell the old dude was doing with his pants off and what the fuck song that kid is playing.

I Am Going to Fart on Your Balls

This whole "generate your own cartoon" thing that the internets have invented for normal regular people has gotten our of hand. That being said this one is pretty funny.

Here Are Some Girls Crying

Since it's my B-Day today I thought I should post a bunch of pics of girls crying. Not really sure what that has to do with anything but that doesn't make it any less sad OR hilarious. You know what they say "One girls crying makes YOU sad, several girls crying your probably going to jail"

Patrick Swayze Died...Boo

Patrick Swayze died today after a long and shitty battle with stupid ass cancer. Why hasn't Sally Struthers died of cancer yet? Or Magic Johnson died of AIDS? They are both fat and annoying and were never in Roadhouse.

[via CNN]

MA Men...Balls Deep in Derek Jeters Asshole

Every few days an internet video comes along that makes you laugh. This IS one of those videos. Get you fill now because something this funny isn't going to come around again for another couple of days. Oh and it has a New Kid in the Block in it!

This Has to Stop

The spread of technology and large stuffed animals to 3rd world countries has to stop. I am pretty sure this is how AIDS started.

shoes and lasers required

I am really jealous of this guys freedom. He is obviously living life the way HE wants to live it. He has no need for sex with women or friendships outside his virtual awesome world. If I NEVER had to wear pants or get a haircut I would be dancing like that as well. Huzzah for freedom!

Oh Jesus... Here We Go Again

There is a redonkulous rumor going around that Jesus doesn't like to cum on girls tits and think that this kind of rumor spreading is something that NONE of us should stand for!!! Take the photographic evidence up above... Christ there is taking the time out of his busy day in a somewhat pathetic attempt at getting some pussy. You would think that being the son of the creator/being the creator you would be able to get mad mad snatch any ol' time you wanted it...

A Lesson In Life

This is Grandpa Ted. He had a son named Oliver...


Oliver has always been photogenic (as you can see) so he had no problem picking up the ladies. Ladies like Mellisa...

Since Mellisa was so "into fucking Oliver" they ended up having a baby (from the fucking) named Theodore...

Between Two Ferns #6 with Charlize Theron

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

I wait for new episodes of this show like I wait for a cure for herpes.

Have a Fun Labor Day

Labor Day is a day to celebrate the fact that we have jobs unlike the unfortunate people in the above pic. So even if your job isn't a blowjob contest judge it could be worse. You could be that family of "Snow Beasts" below.

Definition of "Pure Gold"

From now on whenever you hear someone say "Pure Gold" you will immediately mentally compare whatever it is they are talking about to this video and that thing will mostly likely be "Pure Bronze" at best...comparatively.

All The While Doin It Doggystyle

Have you ever seen something that really makes you think about how your life might turn out if you don't make the correct choices?

Fridays Are For Freaks

It's a rare time in life when you can find three like minded bros to call your own. Cherish these years.

June 9th 2008 was a bad day for this camera.

My moms always told me "If you got's flaunts it!"

And the winners of the 1998 Mario Kart Doubles Championship*

I seriously hope he is retarded

My favorite part is the picture of the car under the two lights

Get the FUCK BACK IN THAT CLOSET!

*Not sure what year that game came out.

Lazy French....Bulldog

This dog is a metaphor for our economy I think. Except that this dog is young and cute and our economy is old and ugly. Typical French though...rolling over for whomever (Sick WWII burn)

I HATE When This Happens

Don't you hate it when you wake up and someone has attached your thumb to your leg? The part that REALLY gets to me is when someone asked me to do my best Fonzie impression...Heyyyyyy!

Let's Start a 5k for Virginal Breast Hypertrophy

I just learned about a medical condition that's called Virginal Breast Hypertrophy.

It's a condition that apparently makes girls grow huge breasts after they have their first period. This is also the cause of 7th grade boys growing huge boners.

It's a serious condition that should be taken seriously. The main symptoms of VBH are red, itchy lesions and pain in the breasts. And anything that makes that kind of thing happen to tits...even huge ones should be stopped don't you agree?

So that is why I am suggesting that someone other than myself start a 5k to stop this horrible condition and save breasts the world over from itchy lesions as soon as possible.

Here Is A Pile Of Crap For You

If you are a big fan of piles of shit then you should really get into this video in a big way. Me, Myself and I on the other hand have been unsuccessfully attempting to scrub the memory of this song out of my ears for the last 20 mins.

KFed Is My Hero

I am a fat piece of shit but I have always said that if I won the lottery or got famous and rich on my this awesome blog I would get into super good shape because I would have the time and money to spend on such endeavors. But after seeing these picks of KFed I have totally changed my mind or at least realized that I am full of shit... "fat and happy" isn't a catch phrase for no reason I guess. Plus you are less likely to drown after going into a sloppy joe induced food coma if you can just float to the top.

Check out the rest of the picks over at WWTDD.COM

I Don't Get S&M (NSFW...kinda)

When I say "I Don't Get It" I am NOT saying that I don't get any of that kind of "sex" I am saying "I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND why people get of and that shit"! Maybe it's because they feel guilty about cheating on their taxes or running over a homeless guy and leaving him to die, and this helps alleviate the guilt. OR maybe they are so numb to the world this is the only way can "feel" anything at all?

But most likely, and this is just a theory based on only what is popping into my brain right now, their uncles finger banged their buttholes when they were children. But that is just a theory.

Now if you will excuse me, my diaper needs changing and my bottle is getting cold.