Thursday, January 21, 2010
This is the most goddamn ridiculous thing I have seen this year. How can the same country that brought us The Beatles, Portishead and Taxation without Representation get so damn excited for such nonsense? It's that son of a bitch Simon Cowell's fault. He is Shiva, destroyer of things that don't suck. And the best part is... he is bringing this horribleness to America since he hasn't done enough damage on our shores with American Idol.
P.S. The real and actual Vanilla Ice pops out of the stage like a tattooed turd half way though the nonsense to really put this thing over the edge of sanity.